Not the Onion:
Israeli officials denied that Netanyahu overuses his American hosts’ laundry services, calling the allegations “absurd,” but they acknowledged that he has been the target of laundry-related accusations in the past.
What the… ? A web server inside a frog.
Don’t drive and ...ehm… watch porn.
Superb! This guy is a heavy contender for the blagger of the year award (yes, that’s blagger, not blogger).
Who knew flying a kite could be so hazardous?
I guess they’ll be banning pastry from airports now.