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Independent: Hoaxers force Number 10 to change its number

Hi mate, phone me ASAP, crap signal in this pub. If I don’t answer,ask for Tonywho runs the place.

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Posted on 26th February 2002 Details

Ninja Lesson

You are now aNinja.

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Posted on 26th February 2002 Details

The Guardian: A galaxy far, far away

Europeans are inclined to think that the Americans, having been late for the last two world wars, are determined to be early for the next one.

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Posted on 26th February 2002 Details

TotL.net Human Virus Scanner

Among other things, I am a carrier of: Amiga, Industrial, 8-Bit, Goth, British and BBCB. Check your own memetic content at theHuman Virus Scanner.(via the null device)

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Posted on 26th February 2002 Details

Washington Times: Jews bury bombers in pigskin deterrent

A novel move: Jewish settlers have devised a new trick for deterring Palestinian suicide bombers, theywrap their corpses in pigskinin order to deprive them of the fruits of paradise.

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Posted on 26th February 2002 Details

IHT: Sunken wreck may hold diving's greatest haul

Did you ever have dreams as a kid of discovering long lost treasure? For some, these dreams can come true. In 1694, HMS Sussex went down during a violent storm near the Strait of Gibraltar. It was carrying gold and silver coins worth up to $4 billion today.  A team of archeologists and entrepreneurs have located the wreck in the Mediterranean and are about to attemptrecovery of the treasureand other items of historical value.

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Posted on 25th February 2002 Details