| Really interesting subject diluted by an uneven narrative and some useless CGI. I could watch mushroom growing timelapses for hours though. |
| Fun at times and great cast but the casual racism, sexism (and more) ruins it and is unnecessary. |
| Competent but forgettable underwater monster movie. Also, who tiles a bathroom in a deep sea underwater base? |
| Decent British gangster film with some slightly unsteady cockney accents. Entertaining. |
| Film noir with a unique atmosphere that borders on absurdist comedy at times. Keeps you hooked despite its flaws. |
| Charming, perfectly cast and beautifully shot. |
| Gloriously cheesy mashup of an 80s high school gang drama with the terminator. Fun watch and surprisingly good practical effects for the budget. |
| Take all the key moments from the saga, stick them in a blender, this comes out. |
| Sometimes it's just how you tell a story. This is one of those times. I was tense pretty much throughout the whole thing. |
| Well intentioned film that never sustains its own grandiose ambitions. More weak poke than satire. Also please stop with the pseudo German accents straight out of an "Allo Allo" episode. |
