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Title Year Seen Rating
A House of Dynamite 2025 Oct 26, 2025 Rated 7
Kathryn Bigelow is as precise as always with what, deep down, is a look at the inadequacy of processes and protocols when faced with actual humans and real-world chaos. It all seems from a bygone era, though, when politics wasn't just about shitposting and memes.
The Big Picture 1989 Oct 24, 2025 Rated 6
Doesn't quite hit the mark as a Hollywood spoof, but it's a fun, breezy watch with quite the stacked cast.
The Long Walk 2025 Oct 23, 2025 Rated 7
The plot's familiar and the ending easy to guess, but the great cast really gets you invested.
Caged Heat 1974 Oct 21, 2025 Rated 3
An early classic in the women-in-prison genre, which I found painful to get through nonetheless.
Shock Waves 1977 Oct 20, 2025 Rated 5
An interesting curio. Objectively quite bad, but with a certain old-school charm and probably the only film to feature underwater nazi zombies.
Freeway 1988 Oct 19, 2025 Rated 4
Forgettable highway-killer thriller with made-for-TV vibes, redeemed partially by its atmospheric night shots.
Piercing 2018 Oct 19, 2025 Rated 5
Interesting idea that ends up being more style than substance. I didn't care about either of the main characters, and just felt detached throughout. Fantastic soundtrack full of old Giallo tracks though.
The Monkey 2025 Oct 18, 2025 Rated 4
All the ingredients are there for something great, but the result is amusing at best. The scares don't land and neither do the laughs.
Cash on Demand 1961 Oct 17, 2025 Rated 8
A solid heist film that blends workplace dynamics with A Christmas Carol undertones. Both leads are fantastic and the tension never lets up.
Loverboy 1989 Oct 15, 2025 Rated 5
Amusing 80s teen sex comedy that was better than I expected (if you ignore the problematic aspects of the era).
Sweetwater 2013 Oct 14, 2025 Rated 6
This shouldn't work. It's absurd, over the top, and historically dubious. Yet I enjoyed this weird blend very much, particularly Ed Harris' wild performance.
Hamburger: The Motion Picture 1986 Oct 11, 2025 Rated 1
The 80s had plenty of garbage too, this Police Academy knockoff is proof. Only somewhat interesting as a time capsule.
12 Rounds 2009 Oct 7, 2025 Rated 2
Vaguely interesting premise, execution so flat it makes a pancake look like mount Everest.
Dog on Trial 2024 Oct 7, 2025 R Rated 6
A great idea with a very uneven execution. The film can't quite figure out what it wants to be, and it could have been so much more with that (true) story. Still, it's enjoyable enough despite the ups and downs.
The Man in My Basement 2025 Oct 5, 2025 Rated 7
Bold and unsettling, even though it tries to juggle too many ideas at once. Despite its many flaws, I was captivated from beginning to end.
Jour de Fête 1949 Oct 4, 2025 Rated 6
Tati's earliest take on modernity. Could have done with being shorter, but it's got oodles of charm and is quite the time capsule. Those accents though, you don't hear that much these days.
Thrashin' 1986 Oct 3, 2025 Rated 4
It’s rough, but there’s some fun nostalgia to revisiting all that ’80s excess, plus a random Red Hot Chili Peppers cameo.
Red Hill 2010 Oct 2, 2025 Rated 7
Simple but effective neo-western in an Australian setting with a dose of post-colonial guilt. Solid debut.
The Toxic Avenger 2023 Sep 23, 2025 Rated 6
Enormously fun and silly reboot. Manages to hold on to that low-budget Troma vibe while working with today's production values. Would have been better seeing this with a crowd.
Relay 2024 Sep 21, 2025 Rated 7
Fun slow-burn thriller with plenty of intrigue that feels like a nod to seventies paranoid thrillers. It would have been perfect if it had stuck the landing.
Weapons 2025 Sep 19, 2025 Rated 7
Doesn't best Barbarian, but this modern horror fable delivers a ton of fun, building up to quite a bonkers finale.
American Ultra 2015 Sep 18, 2025 Rated 4
It borrows from everywhere but lands nowhere. It doesn't outstay its welcome, but it's close.
Hotel Artemis 2018 Sep 16, 2025 Rated 5
A good cast wasted. The pieces are there, but they never really come together. Enjoyable enough, just underwhelming.
Spaced Invaders 1990 Sep 14, 2025 Rated 3
I'm sure I would have loved this as a kid. As an adult, not so much. It drags on for much too long despite some amusing moments and practical effects.
Messiah of Evil 1974 Sep 12, 2025 Rated 8
An ethereal and ambiguous walking nightmare through a deserted California beach town. The trippy visuals and atmosphere are entrancing and terrifying. You just know something awful is coming. Stunning.
Guns, Girls and Gambling 2012 Sep 9, 2025 Rated 5
The title and poster pretty much tell you everything you need to know. Very derivative though also quite entertaining in that straight-to-DVD way.
How to Steal a Million 1966 Sep 6, 2025 Rated 5
Romcom caper that's high on charm and low on action. Hepburn and O'Toole have great chemistry, but it's a little too thin and meandering for me.
The Naked Gun 2025 Sep 5, 2025 Rated 7
Gets the rhythm of the originals right while still making it its own thing. The film loses a little steam in the final act, but there's enough silly humour packed into it to keep you laughing out loud throughout. The Police Squad universe is back!
Nobody 2 2025 Sep 2, 2025 Rated 6
Never pretends to be anything more than it is: preposterous fun, chaos and dismemberment. Bob Odenkirk is always great, but Sharon Stone chews the scenery.
Mr. Nice Guy 1997 Aug 31, 2025 Rated 4
The stars are for Jackie Chan and the incredible fight scene in the construction site. Everything else is subpar.
Matchstick Men 2003 Aug 30, 2025 Rated 8
Not sure how this one slipped through the cracks. It's a thoroughly entertaining grifter story with amazing performances and just enough sentimentality. A joy to watch.
The Thursday Murder Club 2025 Aug 29, 2025 Rated 6
There's a real comfort-food satisfaction to the watch, but despite the cast giving it their all, you're left with the impression it could have been so much more with a little added depth.
Carts of Darkness 2008 Aug 28, 2025 Rated 7
Avoids exploiting its subjects, offering instead a humanising portrait of people living on society's fringes who get their thrills from bombing down hills on shopping carts. And it somehow manages to do this while exploring nearly philosophical questions along the way. Good stuff.
Code Name Banshee 2022 Aug 26, 2025 Rated 3
Utterly conventional, verges on boring at times.
Eenie Meanie 2025 Aug 24, 2025 Rated 4
I've seen this film before, about 20 times. Generic and predictable.
Eddington 2025 Aug 23, 2025 Rated 7
I thoroughly enjoyed the ride, but I have absolutely no idea what the destination was. There are so many overlapping threads and references that the whole thing feels as overwhelming and dreamlike as the pandemic did, and maybe that's the point?
White Elephant 2022 Aug 21, 2025 Rated 4
Not the worst DTV film I've seen. Generic, with uneven pacing, but with some interesting action sequences when they do turn up.
Stolen: Heist of the Century 2025 Aug 18, 2025 Rated 6
Pretty standard documentary about a very interesting bunch of characters linked to the Antwerp diamond heist. Worth it for the ending reveal alone.
I Love You, I Don't 1976 Aug 17, 2025 Rated 5
Beautiful cinematography and dialogue, but I can't say the story of sexual confusion that bordered on porn did much for me. Just bizarre.
Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose 2023 Aug 17, 2025 Rated 4
Somewhat charming, but that's all it's got going for it.
Mr. Freedom 1968 Aug 16, 2025 Rated 8
As other reviews have mentioned, there is zero subtext here. It's as subtle as a punch to the face. But what a glorious and bonkers punch it is. A critique of American exceptionalism and imperialism that's, sadly, as relevant now as it was in 1968.
Cool Hand Luke 1967 Aug 15, 2025 Rated 7
Paul Newman is in fine form in this classic anti-establishment role. The religious allegory seemed a little unsubtle to me, but was outweighed by the marvellous acting and cinematography.
There Are No Fakes 2019 Aug 13, 2025 Rated 7
A fascinating documentary about forgery that takes an unexpected dark turn about half-way through. Addresses capitalism, colonisation, abuse and so many themes along the way. Well worth a viewing.
¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! 2024 Aug 10, 2025 Rated 6
I'd never heard of Casa Bonita before watching this. It's definitely a place that could only exist in the USA. It's a fun, nostalgia-inducing watch. More rich people should be like the South Park guys and put their money into ventures like this rather than wrecking the world and building bunkers.
Zazie dans le Métro 1960 Aug 9, 2025 Rated 8
Louis Malle is obviously having great fun here, criticising the contradictions of modern post-war France through the eyes of a child. It's frenetic, cartoon-like and completely bonkers and I want to watch it again. The Eiffel Tower scenes are fantastic and it was also great to see a Cityrama bus in its full glory.
Bonjour Tristesse 2024 Aug 3, 2025 Rated 3
Visually stunning. Mostly vibes and nothing else. A grind to get through. Completely fails to capture the emotional weight of the book.
Behind Enemy Lines 2001 Aug 3, 2025 Rated 5
Completely ridiculous and jingoistic, but I enjoyed it. Gene Hackman elevates anything he's in. Owen Wilson was surprisingly competent as an action hero.
Get Out Your Handkerchiefs 1978 Aug 2, 2025 Rated 5
Blier is poetic and somewhat provocative here, but also flirts with misogyny, making me feel quite icky. I'm usually the perfect audience for his type of surrealism, but he feels aimless and meandering here, topping it off with a very weak ending. There are some memorable scenes and sharp dialogue, but not enough to make this great.
28 Years Later 2025 Jul 31, 2025 Rated 7
This felt very disjointed at first, until I realised there were basically three acts seen through different eyes: the father, the mother and then the son. The very last sequence linking back to the prologue. Beyond that, the cinematography, acting, and general atmosphere were fantastic and I'm looking forward to the next one.
Shatter 1974 Jul 28, 2025 Rated 5
A not-so-effective collaboration between Hammer and Shaw Brothers that's more interesting as a curio than as good action flick. Still, it's got a certain charm that's mostly due to the great shots of old Hong-Kong rather than the stilted action and lukewarm acting.