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Title Year Seen Rating
Rental Family 2025 Jan 17, 2026 Rated 6
Well-meaning, albeit superficial comedy that turns something that, deep down, is quite irresponsible into a safe, sentimental watch. It's cute, but it left me uncomfortable.
No One Will Know 2025 Jan 16, 2026 Rated 8
An atmosphere of suspicion and greed, confined to a single bar-tabac location, questioning our relationship with money and the truth. The film gets a bit convoluted, and misses its mark here and there, but it's highly entertaining. And quite meta: the characters become just as immersed in the story as the audience, with the tale they create branching out and shaped by the sets around them.
Borderline 2011 Jan 15, 2026 Rated 5
Fancies itself as subversive, but it's really just another forgettable French comedy. Pleasant enough in the moment.
No Other Choice 2025 Jan 13, 2026 Rated 8
A dark and brutal satire of the dehumanisation in modern workplaces. It may not be as tight as some of Park Chan-wook's previous films, but it's still wonderfully inventive.
Predator: Badlands 2025 Jan 9, 2026 Rated 6
Based on a video game and feels like one. Considering the franchise's history of violence and fear, it also feels incredibly tame. It's competent but, ultimately, quite ordinary.
Revenge of the Ninja 1983 Jan 7, 2026 Rated 6
Magnificent 80s cheese that goes straight onto the "so bad it's good" shelf. It's got awful dialogue, bad acting, evil video game laughs, all kinds of ridiculous weapons, kid fights, granny fights, mafiosi, and plenty of nonsensical ninja action.
The Burial 2023 Jan 6, 2026 Rated 6
Nothing groundbreaking, but a solid courtroom drama that's elevated by the charm of its cast.
30 Minutes or Less 2011 Jan 5, 2026 Rated 5
Dumb fun. One for the "watch and forget" pile (so forgettable, in fact, I had to watch the trailer before writing this to remind me what it was about).
The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash 1978 Jan 2, 2026 Rated 7
Surprisingly good pastiche of the Beatles. I'm not super familiar with their story but even I got most of the references.
One Battle After Another 2025 Jan 1, 2026 Rated 9
Uses absurdity as a very effective tool to show the personal consequences of political radicalism. Some of the best pacing and acting I've seen in a while. Quite the masterpiece.
Meet the Leroys 2024 Dec 29, 2025 Rated 5
Clumsy, albeit well-intentioned, family drama with a made-for-tv aesthetic. Several arcs go nowhere and the dad character is quite problematic without any of it being addressed by the end. Still, it's watchable.
Jack Mimoun & the Secrets of Val Verde 2022 Dec 28, 2025 Rated 4
Nice packaging, little content. Doesn't seem to know if it wants to be a classic adventure or a comedy, and commits to neither. Luckily François Damiens is there to hold up the comedy side, probably improvising most of his lines when you compare them to the rest of the dialogue.
A Strange Kind of Colonel 1968 Dec 27, 2025 Rated 2
Mediocre French comedy that's a struggle to get through despite some big names in the credits. Set in the UK, but clearly filmed in France after the initial scenes in London. Based on a play, but the horrible slapstick feels like something out of a cheap comic book.
Wake Up Dead Man 2025 Dec 25, 2025 Rated 6
The formula's getting a bit old, but it's still enjoyable despite way too much exposition and characters with lack of depth. At least Daniel Craig toned down the foghorn leghorn in this one.
The Wannabes 2022 Dec 25, 2025 Rated 5
Basically an extended Palmashow sketch. It won't be winning any awards, but there are enough amusing bits to keep the momentum going.
Zulu 2013 Dec 23, 2025 Rated 5
Cliché-ridden and extremely violent cop thriller that manages to stand out mostly because of the South African setting. I was surprised to discover I understand way more Afrikaans than I expected, which helped due to the lack of subtitles.
The Mastermind 2025 Dec 22, 2025 R Rated 8
A deceptively simple (as always with Reichardt) heist film where the focus is not on the crime, but the aftermath. It's a mesmerising character study of one of these people who believe they're special, leaving a mess wherever they go as they chase that shortcut to success that never comes. Josh O'Connor is phenomenal as the laconic titular character, and the jazz score fits perfectly with the beautiful photography.
Alpha 2025 Dec 20, 2025 Rated 8
There's a lot to unpack in this film. So many, if not too many, themes are covered: social stigma, grief, coming-of-age, generational trauma… all tangled and re-tangled throughout the story. Most of it only coming together, for me at least, well after the credits rolled. I can see why it’s divisive, but I loved every angst-ridden, off-centre, minute of it.
Now You See Me: Now You Don't 2025 Dec 16, 2025 Rated 4
Pretty bad. Despite that, I somewhat enjoyed the mess. Clearly only exists to pass the torch to a new generation and produce more sequels.
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues 2025 Dec 14, 2025 Rated 5
Triggered more smiles than laughs. Short enough not to become a chore to get through though. Didn't expect it to turn into a tribute watch for Rob Reiner, learned of his passing just after.
The Running Man 2025 Dec 12, 2025 Rated 5
As a pure popcorn film, it's entertaining enough. But, it's incredibly shallow and lazy. "Le prix du danger" remains the best take on this idea.
Meteor 1979 Dec 11, 2025 Rated 3
Another seventies disaster film. A bit of a drag, if not a disaster itself.
Super 2010 Dec 9, 2025 Rated 5
It's hit and miss. Some genuinely funny moments, but this dark comedy is more nihilistic than comic most of the time.
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning 2025 Dec 7, 2025 Rated 5
Maybe I've seen too much of this franchise by now, but I can't take that repeated clunky exposition any more. Everything felt flat apart from the two, admittedly very impressive, stunt sequences.
Trap House 2025 Dec 4, 2025 Rated 5
It's got all the depth of a puddle, but it's exactly what I needed to get through a bike trainer session.
TRON: Ares 2025 Dec 2, 2025 Rated 6
A one-dimensional story offset by a fantastic soundtrack and impressive visuals. I enjoyed the spectacle, particularly that little retro moment, but it's no match for its predecessors.
Christmas & Co. 2017 Nov 30, 2025 Rated 6
This being an Alain Chabat film, I was expecting more absurdity and wordplay. But, it's still a very fun comedy with lots of charm.
New Rose Hotel 1998 Nov 27, 2025 Rated 5
All moods and vibes. It's beautiful, but also quite painful to get through. There are traces of Gibson here and there, but it's too abstract for me.
Time Travel Is Dangerous! 2024 Nov 24, 2025 Rated 6
Campy, unpretentious, low-budget fun. It's got quite a few weaknesses, but enough charm to overcome most of them.
Violent Ends 2025 Nov 20, 2025 Rated 6
Run-of-the-mill hillbilly mafia story, pulled up a couple of notches by the performances.
Good Fortune 2025 Nov 16, 2025 Rated 5
Despite the cast's charm, fails to strike the proper balance between humour and the thoughtful handling of working-class oppression. Tone deaf, but ultimately harmless.
Private Benjamin 1980 Nov 15, 2025 Rated 4
Meandering. Intermittently funny. Mostly a slog to get through.
Night of the Comet 1984 Nov 14, 2025 Rated 6
This cheesy 80s B-movie with two ass-kicking heroines never takes itself too seriously and it's just brimming with hokey charm. I can see why it's achieved cult status.
The Piano Accident 2025 Nov 11, 2025 Rated 6
My least favourite Dupieux to date. He swaps out absurdity for pure misanthropy in what feels like a thinly veiled autobiography (his film career, his disdain for interviews, etc). That said, Adèle Exarchopoulos is phenomenal, and her exchanges with Sandrine Kiberlain alone are worth the price of admission.
Turk 182! 1985 Nov 7, 2025 Rated 4
Turk 182 tries hard to tell a good story about standing up to the system, but it ends up being quite dull.
Street Smart 1987 Nov 6, 2025 Rated 6
Surprisingly pedestrian for a Cannon film. Worth the watch for Morgan Freeman in a fantastic early role as an odious pimp.
Peterloo 2018 Nov 4, 2025 Rated 7
Too many characters for Mike Leigh's usual deep dive, but it still nails what it's going for and enrages you by the end.
Feminists: What Were They Thinking? 2018 Nov 2, 2025 Rated 6
I was expecting something with more depth, but it's more of a glance into second wave feminism. Still, well worth the watch.
The Roses 2025 Nov 1, 2025 Rated 5
Cumberbatch and Colman do their best but there's no spark in this intermittently funny update.
This Man Must Die 1969 Oct 27, 2025 Rated 7
Slow, methodical revenge thriller. For such a quiet film, it delivers quite an emotional punch.
The Sicilian Clan 1969 Oct 26, 2025 Rated 8
Solid and tightly-directed French heist film with quite the cast. Beautiful Morricone soundtrack (maybe without all those springy noises, though).
A House of Dynamite 2025 Oct 26, 2025 Rated 7
Kathryn Bigelow is as precise as always with what, deep down, is a look at the inadequacy of processes and protocols when faced with actual humans and real-world chaos. It all seems from a bygone era, though, when politics wasn't just about shitposting and memes.
The Big Picture 1989 Oct 24, 2025 Rated 6
Doesn't quite hit the mark as a Hollywood spoof, but it's a fun, breezy watch with quite the stacked cast.
The Long Walk 2025 Oct 23, 2025 Rated 7
The plot's familiar and the ending easy to guess, but the great cast really gets you invested.
Caged Heat 1974 Oct 21, 2025 Rated 3
An early classic in the women-in-prison genre, which I found painful to get through nonetheless.
Shock Waves 1977 Oct 20, 2025 Rated 5
An interesting curio. Objectively quite bad, but with a certain old-school charm and probably the only film to feature underwater nazi zombies.
Freeway 1988 Oct 19, 2025 Rated 4
Forgettable highway-killer thriller with made-for-TV vibes, redeemed partially by its atmospheric night shots.
Piercing 2018 Oct 19, 2025 Rated 5
Interesting idea that ends up being more style than substance. I didn't care about either of the main characters, and just felt detached throughout. Fantastic soundtrack full of old Giallo tracks though.
The Monkey 2025 Oct 18, 2025 Rated 4
All the ingredients are there for something great, but the result is amusing at best. The scares don't land and neither do the laughs.
Cash on Demand 1961 Oct 17, 2025 Rated 8
A solid heist film that blends workplace dynamics with A Christmas Carol undertones. Both leads are fantastic and the tension never lets up.